Eternal Snack Seeker Mugs

"Aw. I thought you said Pizza tonight."

"Now that you've brought it up...what's for dinner?"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Love is when you watch television together.

Honest Vending

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Goal!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Sheltering in place.

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