Alternative Snack Seeker Pillows

The Potato Man

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Super Heroes.

Honest Vending

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

Holy Macaroni,

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'Because it's there!'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'Then there was the time I walked into this mars bar - I got covered in chocolate!'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

Oysters in June - delicious!

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'