Serenity Seeker With A Snack Attack Pillows

Meditation Munchies

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Holy Macaroni,

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Out to Scrunch.

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Game Addiction

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Because it's there!'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'