Snack Attack Pillows

Trial Mix.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Gamers

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Parisian man eating pastries

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Student Food Pyramid

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"You complete me."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Food Pyramid

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

Out to Scrunch.

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'