Snack Attack Artist Pillows

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Secret sweetie drawer...

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Food Pyramid

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

Out to Scrunch.

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Game Addiction

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Gamers

How M2M really works.

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

Greedy child

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

Trial Mix.

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

Ginger Snaps.

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Meditation Munchies

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."