Snack Attacker Pillows

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

Won't kill you

Greedy child

'I want you to stop putting your money where your mouth is.'

'As if chocolate alone weren't addictive enough.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

The creature from the CHEESE DIP LAGOON!

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

"Cookie jars are easy. Try breaking into this tough plastic packaging!"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Love is when you watch television together.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'