Snack Saboteur Pillows

"How's the diet going?"

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Fridge with sign - 'Contents may not be suitable for those with weight problems'.

Bad for you but to die for

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Budget Munchies

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

Food Pyramid

"You complete me."

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"It's a map to the vending machines."