Serenity Seeker With A Snack Attack Prints

Meditation Munchies

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Student Food Pyramid

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Holy Macaroni,

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Out to Scrunch.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"You complete me."

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

Game Addiction

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Because it's there!'