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... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Man in a supermarket barred with policemen in anti-riot gear barring him from kettled chips

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

"It's great, this week we've eaten Greek, French, Italian, American, Moroccan, Indian ..."

"Cream coloured ponies, crisp apple strudels, doorbells and sleighbells, schnitzel with noodles. . ."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Back in 5 minutes!

Pope tarts.

"Goal!"