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Game Addiction

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Parisian man eating pastries

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Boy defends his last fry.

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Out to Scrunch.

Food Pyramid

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

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'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Gamers

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

How M2M really works.

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Greedy child

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Trial Mix.

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."

Ginger Snaps.

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'