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"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Boy defends his last fry.

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Food Pyramid

Out to Scrunch.

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

Game Addiction

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

How M2M really works.

Gamers

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Greedy child

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Trial Mix.

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Ginger Snaps.

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!