Snack Defenders T-Shirts

No Peanut Zone.

Bad for you but to die for

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Boy defends his last fry.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Out to Scrunch.

Budget Munchies

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Food Pyramid

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Game Addiction

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Gamers

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Greedy child

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

Trial Mix.

"I don't understand why kids' pants have so many pockets."

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'