Snack Defenders Pillows

No Peanut Zone.

Bad for you but to die for

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Budget Munchies

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Out to Scrunch.

Food Pyramid

Game Addiction

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Greedy child

Gamers

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

Trial Mix.

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."