Snack Warrior Pillows

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Hungry child

Bad for you but to die for

"Ninja bread men"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"The bagels are better in New York."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'