Snack Adventurer Pillows

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Bad for you but to die for

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Picking pastries.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Honest Vending

Before/After

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Garlic Free Zone.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

A dog at the bakery.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'