Snack Adventurer Prints

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Bad for you but to die for

Try to guess the continent dining...

Picking pastries.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Before/After

Honest Vending

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Garlic Free Zone.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary