Ancient Snack Adventurer Prints

"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."

You had me at vintage.

Pyramid catflap...

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Food-Snob Fear Factor

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

'Rome wasn't built in a day, you know!'

"...finally it says 'If you violate the copyright of this material, the mummy's curse will on your head.'"

Salsa on a Stick.

look out it might be a fake

Upside down pyramid.

"I love these Antiquing Weekends."

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

'Then I dropped down onto the Appian Way.. turned left.. no, I tell a lie...'

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

The Potato Man

'Er! Platonious why are we called Romans we don't roam anywhere we always go in straight lines?'

Man surrounded by dinosaur bones at a museum looks at a sign that reads "Feeding time 4:30 p.m.".

Deconstructed Street Foods - Pretzel

'Hey, check this out: The Greeks are building a big wooden horse outside Troy...'

Archaeologists discover writing on cave wall - I will not draw on walls.