Healthy Snack Adventurer Prints

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Garlic Free Zone.

Anti-inflammation recipes

International House of Excrement

'New Barbeque.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Beef Wellingtons

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Cooking Tip # 23: If at first you don't succeed, feed it to the cat."

The First Vegetarians.

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Baking

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"Why have you brought me here?"

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

"Don't worry. This year I have a new recipe."

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

Go Veggie...

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

Obese Hansel and Grettle

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

Octopus

'I've discovered a new diet. I can eat as much as I like but I'm not to swallow.'

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

"The key to being a writer is to take all the sadness and turmoil deep in the center of your being and channel it into a diet cookbook."

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

The only sound preventative health advice for holiday eating.