Nutritional Adventurer Prints

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Try to guess the continent dining...

Before/After

Garlic Free Zone.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Anti-inflammation recipes

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Yoga for beginners,

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

International House of Excrement

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Spaghetti Road

'New Barbeque.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Pizza Rescue.

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."