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Tell me more about the sunflower seed diet.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Try to guess the continent dining...

Before/After

Garlic Free Zone.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Anti-inflammation recipes

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Yoga for beginners,

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

International House of Excrement

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

'New Barbeque.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Spaghetti Road

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'