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'I can't try this... I might like it.'

"Don't tell him, but the fries are made of soy too!"

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Garlic Free Zone.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Tzatzikicicle

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Anti-inflammation recipes

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

International House of Excrement

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."