Midnight Snack Adventurer Pillows

"Let me guess, you went for a sneaky midnight snack and forgot about the fly paper?"

Late night teddy reading

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Bedside Manna.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

The downside of the cupcake bed.

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'You were up four times last night.'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

Al, do you ever go back in time and try to pinpoint moments when you made bad life choices? Actually, after an episode of gastric distress this morning, I journeyed back in time to last night. I pinpointed midnight as the moment, and I pinpointed pizza as a bad life choice.

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.