Midnight Snack Marauder Pillows

"For crying out loud, what's all that racket down there? Are those kids raiding the kitchen again?"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Bedside Manna.

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Greedy child

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

'You were up four times last night.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

Al, do you ever go back in time and try to pinpoint moments when you made bad life choices? Actually, after an episode of gastric distress this morning, I journeyed back in time to last night. I pinpointed midnight as the moment, and I pinpointed pizza as a bad life choice.

Diet Enforcer

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."