Midnight Snack Marauder Prints

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

Bedside Manna.

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

Greedy child

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'You were up four times last night.'

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

Diet Enforcer

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."

"Late night snack? No, I...I was just checking expiration dates, dear!"