Midnight Snack Master Pillows

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Hungry child

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Bedside Manna.

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

'You were up four times last night.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

Diet Enforcer

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"Late night snack? No, I...I was just checking expiration dates, dear!"

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"Relax! The poor thing is only taking a breather on his way south!"