Snack Rebel Pillows

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Thou Shalt Not!

Garlic Free Zone.

"Valet park only"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Chocs away.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

Boy defends his last fry.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"You complete me."

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

'Because it's there!'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'