Lunch Rebel Pillows

Lunch-Hour Highlights

Any time is cake o'clock

Garlic Free Zone.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Valet park only"

Chocs away.

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

'Red or white wine with fish?' 'They're dead. They don't care.'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

'Headmaster I'd like to report Biggins and Small who were caught this morning consuming trans-fats behind the bicycle shed.'

Spaghetto

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

What can I get you? Ham sandwich with extra cheese. Double banana split. Side of sugar. Coming up, sir. I am abandoning my New Year's diet! If you're gonna go down, go down in flames. Burn these gym clothes!

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

Dieting is for losers.

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

Punkcakes

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

Diet Enforcer

"I just thought maybe we should consider letting ourselves go now instead of waiting a few years into our marriage."