Snack Warrior Gifts

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

All Snack Foods 1/2 off. Every time I try to fight temptation, temptation fights dirty!

Boy defends his last fry.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

Hungry child

Bad for you but to die for

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Love is when you watch television together.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'