Snack Ninja Gifts

"I'm sorry, sir. No outside food is allowed in the theater."

"Remember when he was little and we couldn't get him to eat? Now he never stops!"

Domestic Superheroes!!

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Hungry child

Chez Nous Menu

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Bad for you but to die for

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

Dieting Motivation.

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Parisian man eating pastries

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Boy defends his last fry.

"Do you want fries with that?"

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'