Junk Food Ninja Gifts

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Homo Gamus

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Fast Food Menu Selections

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Sweet surprise.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."