Junk Food Fan Gifts

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'You order the Party-Sized Plain Doughnut and the Medium Pail-O-Coffee?'

'No, with a 'B.' I called for 'Batman'.'

'I usually discourage high-fat foods, Mr. Hall, but in your case, a Good Humor bar is in order.'

Hey, your break is over Blubber Butt!

Junk Food

"I'm George your new supervisor. Now whch one of you is our food taster?"

"You may have the weight of the world on your shoulders, but that's not why you're 10 pounds heavier."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

Homo Gamus

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

Fast Food Menu Selections

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Sweet surprise.

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Nutrition-Free Diet