Junk Food Lovers Gifts

'Would you like your arteries clogged here or to go?'

'Look! He's taking his first steps.'

Two Flies Discussing What to Eat

Treadmills at fast food restaurants

Unspeakable weight machine

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"Excellent! This crap again!"

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"Why can you have junk food and I can't? I guarantee my cholesterol is lower than yours."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Homo Gamus

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

Fast Food Menu Selections

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

Sweet surprise.

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon