"High sodium, high cholesterol, lots of toxins - your blood test is remarkably similar to cheap potato chips."
Junk Food Fanatic Gifts
Looking for a gift for a true junk food lover? Our collection offers playful and colorful items that celebrate their snack obsession, perfect for anyone who can't resist chips, candy, or burgers. Add a splash of fun to their daily routine with uniquely designed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to their craving for guilty pleasures.
"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."
'We live off the fat in the land.'
'Hi, I'd like the..........Fuck it, give me everything.'
"Just look at that. The face that lunched on a thousand chips."
Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
"We won!"
'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'
'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'
Homo Gamus
Menu Dating
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.
The Official Covid-19 Diet
Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!
Fast Food Menu Selections
Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'
"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."
'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
'Forget worms. Think fast food.'
"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."
"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."
'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'
Sweet surprise.
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
Nutrition-Free Diet
'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'
Junk Food Fanatic Gifts Collection
Junk Food Fanatic Mugs
Looking for a fun mug to match their snack-loving personality? Check out our collection of junk food-themed mugs perfect for every craving.
Junk Food Fanatic Pillows
Find cozy pillows featuring playful designs for the true junk food enthusiast—perfect for adding humor and comfort to any space.
Junk Food Fanatic Prints
Browse colorful prints that celebrate their love for snacks—perfect for brightening up any room with a touch of fun and flavor.
Junk Food Fanatic T-Shirts
Discover humorous and stylish t-shirts that let their snack obsession shine through—ideal for casual wear and making a tasty statement.