Junk Food Fanatic Mugs

"High sodium, high cholesterol, lots of toxins - your blood test is remarkably similar to cheap potato chips."

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

'We live off the fat in the land.'

'Hi, I'd like the..........Fuck it, give me everything.'

"Just look at that. The face that lunched on a thousand chips."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Homo Gamus

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

Fast Food Menu Selections

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

Sweet surprise.

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'