"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."
Junk Food Aficionados Mugs
Start their day with a laugh or a craving with our junk food-themed mugs. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs celebrate snack lovers with humorous, mouth-watering designs that are sure to brighten their mood.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
"We won!"
'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'
'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'
Homo Gamus
Menu Dating
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"
"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."
Fast Food Menu Selections
The Official Covid-19 Diet
Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!
Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.
Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'
'Forget worms. Think fast food.'
'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'
"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."
"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."
Sweet surprise.
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
Nutrition-Free Diet
'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'
'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'
The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!
Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.
"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"
'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."
Junk Food Aficionados Mugs Collection
Junk Food Aficionados Pillows
Find quirky junk food pillows that add personality and comfort to any room, celebrating snack lovers in a cozy, humorous way.
Junk Food Aficionados Prints
Browse our playful prints featuring junk food themes, perfect for decorating kitchens, dorms, or snack bars with humor and color.
Junk Food Aficionados T-Shirts
Discover our fun and flavorful junk food t-shirts—ideal for turning snack passion into a stylish statement.