Junk Food Lovers Pillows

'Would you like your arteries clogged here or to go?'

'Look! He's taking his first steps.'

Treadmills at fast food restaurants

Unspeakable weight machine

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"Excellent! This crap again!"

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"Why can you have junk food and I can't? I guarantee my cholesterol is lower than yours."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

Homo Gamus

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Fast Food Menu Selections

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Sweet surprise.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Nutrition-Free Diet

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'