Junk Food Lover Pillows

The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.

'OK, that's two triple bacon double cheese burgers with extra mayo. Would you like a will with that?'

'Is it me or is it a bad idea to eat at a place that prints CPR instructions on their placemats?'

Good foods - Bad foods.

"Sorry I'm running late boss. I've just had a massive blowout on the motorway."

A Message from the Sponsors: Enjoy a delicious burger & soft drink before the next race.

'Donny and I are taking a year off to volunteer for the Pizza Corps.'

Burger chef measuring a man's mouth for size.

The four major food groups.

"I love cheeseburgers more than I hate being fat."

Venus fly-trap heaven.

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"Hold on! A new study says those are actually bad for you."

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"I need a super - extra large pizza... I've got a flat tyre and no spare wheel!'"

Santa gets hungry and gooes through the drive-thru at the fast food takeaway.

Fast food trap.

'Oh man, these are way better than flies!'

'I'll just have a cholesterol test and a dozen headache pills to go.'

Not eating natural foods because most people die of natural causes.

'You're going to like that...it has absolutely no nutritional value!'

'You need permission from a doctor to order the 'THE GRANDE'.'

Health 101.

End of roller coaster ride with sick looking people. One asks 'Fish and chips anyone?'

"Well, I wouldn't go as far as to say your body is a temple, more of an amusement arcade."

'There's nothing good to eat!'

"I have no trouble losing weight...it's just that I'm better at finding it."

"I'm gonna sleep later, eat more junk food and continue my unreasonable fascination with cool cars."

"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."

"Are you sure you don't want it? Eleven donuts is pretty much all my diet can handle."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Chipsy-chewsies

"I love this aisle with it's bright and welcoming packages half-filled with air. Snacks! It even sounds dietary."

"Keep it open."