"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert."
Junk Food Devotee Pillows
Add a playful touch to their space with cozy pillows featuring their favorite favorite indulgences. Perfect for lazy weekends spent dreaming about their next treat.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
"We won!"
'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'
'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'
Homo Gamus
Menu Dating
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"
Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!
Fast Food Menu Selections
The Official Covid-19 Diet
Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'
"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."
"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."
'Forget worms. Think fast food.'
'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'
'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'
"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."
"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."
Sweet surprise.
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
Nutrition-Free Diet
'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'
'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'
The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!
Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.
"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"
'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
Junk Food Devotee Pillows Collection
Junk Food Devotee Mugs
Discover mugs that celebrate their junk food passion—each one as fun and tasty as the treats they adore. Perfect for morning routines or coffee breaks.
Junk Food Devotee Prints
Decorate with prints showcasing their favorite guilty pleasures—perfect for the kitchen, living room, or snack corner.
Junk Food Devotee T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that declare their love for snacks with witty slogans and playful designs—ideal for casual days and snack fandom pride.