Junk Food Connoisseur Pillows

Have you ever noticed how well this stuff fills in the cracks between blocks of the food pyramid?!

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"A hamburger with French fries is all the diversity I need."

"Should we be selling this stuff to minors?"

Instagram!!!

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Homo Gamus

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Fast Food Menu Selections

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Sweet surprise.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Nutrition-Free Diet

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'