Junk Food Enthusiast Pillows

"You are what you eat!"

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

''Not a significant source of anything even remotely nutritious'...wow, Mom, can we get these?'

T-shirt - I love burgers etc...

'comfort food...comfort food...comfort...'

Bear sees fisherman in canoe, thinks of hotdog.

'Why me?!?'

"Can Johnny come out to eat?"

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

"We won!"

'The last thing he said was, 'One more donut won't kill me!''

"I do want to be healthy but not so healthy that I miss out on my unhealthy eating habits."

"Later on, the buffet is going to be all the foods he wasn't allowed to eat."

Chip wagon oil change.

'The day-old doughnuts may be a false economy.'

'Nothing but junk food... I'd kill for a Greek salad!'

'Elsewhere in the news, obesity and inactivity are sending baby boomers on a downward spiral!'

'I keep thinking I'm a Big Mac with fries...'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

'Of course you couldn't finish your 3 triple cheeseburgers, 2 large fries and shake. You didn't stretch before you ate.'

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

'Woodchips! Mum, you're the best!'

"I can't believe it! Baldo's doing his homework...with a smile! Never mind...it's only gas."

Good cop, bad cop

"You don't get water retention, dear. You get pizza retention."

"And for the lady who claims to be an adult, but is clearly resisting responsibility, the kale and chicken nuggets."

Home of the Afterthought Chicken!

"Abdominal pain classic chips party size!"

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'If we didn't live so long we wouldn't eat so much!'

'Designated sugar & fat consumption area!'

"It's you're doctor, I want to discuss your test results."

'Double cheeseburger, large fries...is that for here or the treadmill?'