Have you ever noticed how well this stuff fills in the cracks between blocks of the food pyramid?!
Junk Food Connoisseur Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite junk food connoisseur? Our quirky collection features fun, themed items for those who savor every crispy, cheesy, or sugary bite. Whether they’re into spicy snacks or sweet treats, our products add a humorous and heartfelt touch to their indulgent passion. Ideal for birthdays, celebration, or just because—these gifts are sure to bring a smile to every snack lover's face and satisfy their craving for fun.
Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.
'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'
"A hamburger with French fries is all the diversity I need."
"Should we be selling this stuff to minors?"
Instagram!!!
"Good For You / Bad For You"
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
"We won!"
'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'
'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'
Homo Gamus
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
Menu Dating
"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"
Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!
The Official Covid-19 Diet
Fast Food Menu Selections
Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'
"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'
'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'
"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."
Sweet surprise.
"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."
'Forget worms. Think fast food.'
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'
Nutrition-Free Diet
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'
Junk Food Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Junk Food Connoisseur Mugs
Discover our delightful range of junk food connoisseur mugs, perfect for the snack lover's coffee or tea breaks and guaranteed to bring a smile.
Junk Food Connoisseur Pillows
Check out our fun and comfy pillows celebrating junk food favorites, adding a touch of humor and personality to any space.
Junk Food Connoisseur Prints
Browse our quirky art prints that showcase the humor and love for all things snack-related, perfect for decorating any snack enthusiast's space.
Junk Food Connoisseur T-Shirts
Explore our playful collection of junk food connoisseur t-shirts, designed for those who proudly wear their snack passion on their sleeve.