Junk Connoisseur Gifts

Junk life

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We won!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Menu Dating

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Sweet surprise.

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"They should have quit after deep dish."