Junk Connoisseur Mugs

Junk life

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We won!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Menu Dating

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Sweet surprise.

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

His Written Work Wasn't Very Good But His Practicals Made Up For It.

"They should have quit after deep dish."