Funny Junk Enthusiast Mugs

Junk food next to junk yard.

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We won!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"They should have quit after deep dish."

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Student Food Pyramid

Obese beer drinkers.

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.