Funny Junk Enthusiast Prints

Junk food next to junk yard.

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We won!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"They should have quit after deep dish."

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Student Food Pyramid

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

Obese beer drinkers.

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"