Junkyard Aficionado Prints

"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

Garage Sales Anonymous

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

'I know you've heard about how we roosters get around, but believe me, I'm a one-chicken guy.'

"It's found crap."

Manifold Destiny

"Someday, Son, this unnecessary and outdated stuff will all be yours."

Magnetic North

Welcome to the Museum of One's Kitchen

Throwing away your brain

Al's Junkfood Restaurant next to Al's Junkyard.

'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'

Junk food next to junk yard.

"Maybe I should've picked up that ice cube maker."

"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."

'My car! My car!'

Garage Sales

'How much for your wife?'

Al's Computer Salvage.

'I have a metal plate in my head, a tin ear and brass balls...direct me to a junk yard.'

"There is nothing of value here."

"It's Joe's junk yard. He wants to buy some air time on the trashiest show we've got."