Car Collector Humorist Prints

'Let it go. The ones on our car are better.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Beware of SUV.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

All you'd expect in a British car!

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

No U-turns

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Driving a Lemon.

"Err..Hello?..Wilsons Car Sales? I'm having a little teething trouble with the satellite navigation system"

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Parking? I don't think so.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

"Do you have documents to prove that this is your vehicle, sir?"

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."