Car Humor Collector Prints

Other decals on cars.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

I break for toilet paper

'Beware of SUV.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Told you so.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

It's got off-street parking for 952 corgi cars'

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

No U-turns

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"Err..Hello?..Wilsons Car Sales? I'm having a little teething trouble with the satellite navigation system"

Driving a Lemon.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Parking? I don't think so.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Sat Nag

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

It's just until I stop chasing cars.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."