Trash Connoisseur Gifts

Looking for a gift for your trash connoisseur? Celebrate their passion with cleverly designed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase their love for all things trash. Perfect for someone who finds art in the overlooked and humor in the unusual, these products combine wit and personality to make any space more fun and personal.

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"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells." mockup

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

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College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room mockup

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

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"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. Itâ��s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. Itâ��s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

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"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now." mockup

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

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Bob’s Museum

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"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper." mockup

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

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"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

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'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!' mockup

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

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"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!" mockup

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

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'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.' mockup

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

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"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus." mockup

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

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'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.' mockup

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

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'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!' mockup

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

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"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights." mockup

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

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'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!' mockup

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

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A catch-all is born.

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'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.' mockup

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

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"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

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