Toxic Waste Aficionado Gifts

Raw Sewage, Toxic Waste, Nerve Gas, and Don't Ask.

But is it organic?

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Rubbish and Everest

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

This is where Brent council sends you

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

"You have to admit...the Union makes a very convincing argument against toxic dumping."

Wine Bottle Bank/Australian Wine Bottle Bank.

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

Interactive Trashcan.

Chemical Lawyers.

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

"Tidy Tim."

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

Recycling Bins at Genetic Research Company: Glass, Metal, Paper, Boo-Boos

"Bob's the name. Toxic-waste handling's the game."

'No dear, don't worry. It isn't recycled from old toilet tissue.'

Smiley Trash.

"Someday, Son, this unnecessary and outdated stuff will all be yours."

"You've got to give them credit, as soon as we raised the issue of climate change and encouraged everyone to do their bit things have really taken off..."

This must be Dexter's house.